What would Jesus you do?

We have a section in both local papers strictly devoted to what people have to say. Kind of like a "rant & rave" type o' deal. It's the first thing I flip to in the paper.

While the raves are pretty boring, the rants rarely are.

Yesterday's paper held a gem of a beauty, let me tell yee.

It said, and I quote:

"Shame on the lady who screamed at us for discussing the Bible with people. Would you talk to Christ like that if he came to your door?"

Believe it or not, the "lady" in question was not me. I know! It's shocking! Though, I highly doubt "lady" would be the term they'd use in reference to me.

But, damn, that made me laugh a good 3-5 minutes. And on top of that, I keep tossing it out there as a new-found source of humour.

For example: "Guy, you didn't refill the Brita. Would you have left it like that if Christ was at our door? Hmmmm?"

There's some funny shit out there, yo.