Fruits of my loins

Oy.

I just spent damn near an hour in various positions even an Olympic gymnast shouldn't attempt.

Aaaaaaaaand, I was surrounded by spiders and various other critters which are, no doubt, now in my hair.

So, though my loins are burnin' and in general pain, I now have a big-ass bucket o' plums.



If any of you folks have any suggestions with what I could possibly do with so many plums, please let me know.

And now...to hit the shower...