And what comes out is called SPAM!

I was just outside to check on Sage, who is currently outside making a "salad" for the butterflies, with the girl from next door (GFND).

While I was out there, I overheard this conversation:
GFND: Sage, have you ever seen Hot Chick?
Sage: (hesitantly) Uhhhh..no.
GFND: (tells Sage about some scene from the movie, which included a fart noise)
Sage: Is that how babies are made?!
GFND: WHAT?!?!
Sage: Didn't you say hot sex?
GFND: NO! Hot Chick! CHICK!!
Sage: Oh. That's different, then.


Ok...so who's kid is tainting who's now?! Jeebus. Sage has been on a mission, trying to find out just how babies "happen". She was baffled yesterday as to how people can decide not to have babies. "But, how do you stop them from happening??" She had asked.

Sage knows that sex involves nudity and kissing. We refer to it as "making out with no clothes on". *snort*

I've been trying to avoid the whole procreation thing, seeing as Sage is not yet 6, and it's not nearly as simple as the whole "man & woman" dealy. When she gets the talk, she's getting the talk in relation to all options, etc. And, really...she's FIVE!!

I'm not sure how long I can keep her satisfied with my little tiny, useless (but always truthful) answers.

Oy vey.